Alright crew, give me the status update on our website launch. Let’s make this quick, we’re launching soon…

Core framework is up and running, Captain. We’re 90% through with integrating the hyperdrive engines into the backend architecture

UI/UX is polished for interstellar navigation. Just fine-tuning the zero-gravity compatibility

Visuals optimized for all known galaxies, but I’m still debugging the asteroid-belt lag issues

Logos are ready, Captain. All assets are in neon, chrome, and digital glitch formats as requested.

Banners are live, but I’m reworking the quantum parallax effect for better depth perception on deep-space devices…

Promo vids uploaded to the server, but still rendering the starfield intro in 8K ultrachrome.

 

Final edits done, just compressing files for warp-speed downloads…

Comms beacon is set for the launch announcement across 12 solar systems, but there’s a delay in the wormhole transmission….